Hire the Best Advertorial Specialists

Let's be frank: most copywriters on this platform couldn't sell a bag of sand to a sheikh. Not because they're bad. They just haven't clocked who they're actually up against. In 2026, your copy isn't competing with other brands anymore... It's competing with TikTok. Reels. A bottomless pit of quick-hit entertainment engineered by the smartest people alive to be more interesting than you. Your buyer's thumb has been trained like a drunk slot-machine addict in Vegas. Swipe, hit, swipe, hit, repeat. They'll discard a boring sentence in less time than it takes to blink - and they don't feel bad about it, because there's an AI dancing dog in pyjamas waiting for them next. That's the arena now. Your ads. Your emails. Your sales pages - all of it shoved into the same two inches of glass, fighting a literal dopamine casino for 0.2 seconds of human attention. Most copywriters try to out-entertain that feed. You can't. Nobody can. The only way out? Crafting a sales message so scarily accurate to their most burning problems, it’s impossible to ignore. This is what I specialise in. And I’ve made $10M+ in attributed revenue doing it. ✔️ I mine the deep nooks and crannies your buyers vent in - reviews, comments, forums, the threads they think no one else is reading. ✔️ I dig out the 2am confessions they'd never even reveal to their friends, and aim them straight back. ✔️ I find the angle already buried in feedback your team's too slammed to read, and build the whole hook around it. ✔️ And I hunt down the hidden angles already printing money in your market - then build yours off what's proven to stop thumbs, not what sounds clever. Your customers wrote your best copy years ago. I just go in and extract it. Here’s what I help with specifically: ✔️ Cold traffic funnels - ads, advertorials, sales pages ✔️ Email retention - flow buildouts, email opt-in forms, and ongoing campaigns ✔️ Landing page & Website copy ✔️ VSL copy ✔️ Full-stack creative strategy I mostly work with D2C & B2C brands (but my methods also work well for B2B). How do we start? It isn’t a 45-minute "discovery call" at 5:45pm on a Friday. Send me a page, an email, an ad, anything. I'll tear it apart for free and show you exactly what’s leaking. Worst case, you get a brutal second opinion that costs you nothing. If your copy's already beating TikTok for attention, godspeed. If not, send me a message and let’s chat. Marcus

WHOAMI? A one-man direct-response operation that thinks like an agency. I build VSLs, advertorials, sales pages, and full static creative systems for brands that are scaling, or were scaling until the obvious angles stopped working. 🏅 10 Years In Direct-Response Copywriting 🏅 VSL & Advertorial Mastery | Supplements | Health | Functional Nutrition 🏅 Static Ad Systems: TOF → MOF → BOF, Persona-Mapped 🏅 Market Sophistication & Awareness Mapping (Schwartz-Level Analysis) 🏅 Untapped Demand Zone Hypotheses Grounded In Deep Scientific Research 🏅 Proprietary AI Workflows Built In-House 🏅 60+ High-Value Contracts 🏅 100% Job Success Score, Top Rated Plus 🏅 On Upwork Since 2016 You know the wall: spend goes up. ROAS drops, and every new creative looks like a variation of the last one. The market has gone deaf to your category's standard claims. To that wall, I am the wrecking ball. I use proprietary research and creative systems to identify the demand zones your competitors haven't touched, then build the positioning, copy, and creative strategy to own them. And I work alongside your media buyer. Data in, strategy out, iterate fast. Any market is a blue ocean if you know what you're doing. This level of strategic depth usually takes a team, but I outperform teams for a living. Plus, I bring the speed and accountability of one person who owns the whole thing. TO SCALING BRAND OWNERS & SERIOUS AGENCIES, I SAY: I know what it feels like to watch a funnel bleed out while your team recycles the same five angles with slightly different hooks and calls it "split testing." And I know what it's like to pay an agency to swipe competitor ads and dress them up in a new font. That ends here. Let's talk. MAIN DELIVERABLES ➡️Advertorials ➡️VSL & UGC Scripts ➡️Sales Pages ➡️Statics WHY I CHARGE TOP DOLLAR Because you hire me to get top dollar. There’s this quote below by my favorite copywriter: “Pay peanuts, says Jimmy Goldsmith, and you get monkeys.” ― David Ogilvy, Ogilvy on Advertising WHAT MY CLIENTS SAY Adam Ross [D2C Ecommerce | $14,106.66 Contract] "Excellent, professional copywriter. Worked with Kosta for over a year and he provided an amazing service, his copywriting was extremely creative and he crushed it every time. Eventually we finished the project, but would hire again in a heartbeat." Anita Elisha [D2C Ecommerce | $600.00 One-Off] "We were looking to have an existing, well-performing longform salespage rewritten to beat control. Kosta took the time out to meet with us and fully understand our objectives. He communicated really well and asked specific, targeted questions required to come up with a stellar direct response marketing piece. Overall a great experience!" EXTRA: THE TLDR CLIENT REVIEW I LOVE THE MOST [Confidential | $5,450.00 Contract] "Kosta’s incredible ability to sell to core emotions of entire markets helped us scale our offers to hundreds of thousands in revenue in just over 5 months. It was a pleasant surprise to come across the real deal on Upwork! Every funnel he made for us enabled us to leverage UDZs & mechanisms rather than big ideas, which was game-changing, because as he put it: “Offers that are based on the big idea tend to die out pretty fast; The big idea is a big idea, then it becomes a medium idea, then it becomes a small idea, then it becomes whatever. Because the big idea gets copied and copied… While the ‘core emotions’ and UDZ approaches can’t be copied, because practically no one knows about it!”"

Hire me if you want real, tangible ROI from your marketing -- someone with more than 20 years experience in Direct Response. Someone in the top 1% of Upwork freelancers with the Expert Vetted Badge. A Marketing Director who has successfully run $100k+ a month ad budgets and marketing teams for 8-figure companies. Someone who has worked with the biggest and most successful entrepreneurs who built their multi-million dollar businesses using the same direct response marketing methods I'm an expert in. I've worked for Eben Pagan, Tony Robbins (yes, THAT Tony Robbins), Google, and hundreds of national and international clients such as Bose, AG Edwards, and many more. I'll create, write and implement your Meta and TikTok ads, online sales funnels, digital strategy, email campaigns, A/B split tests, landing pages, websites, direct mail, Facebook ads... if it LIVES in the direct response space I've done it and done it successfully. I've trained and coached entrepreneurs in marketing for some of the biggest names in Direct Response. Researched and implemented multiple complex online sales funnels with monthly ad spends of $50-$100k for multi-million dollar virtual companies. Written VSLs, webinars, national TV and radio commercials. I've spearheaded the launch of new online products in multiple channels and mediums. Run and written successful influencer and social media campaigns. And I will drive the development of your marketing and copy based on intensive prospect research and insights to deliver meaningful business results that makes sure your money is well spent. I'll also analyze the performance and retargeting efforts of your campaigns in order to increase ROI and grow sales revenue. Referrals provided upon request. But most of all, I'm easy going, chill, innovative and just simple to work with.

You know your offer is solid. So why isn’t your copy doing that converting thing? Perhaps your Sales Page is getting traffic, but nobody is clicking where they should. Or you're sending emails that get opened (congrats) but that's about it... Maybe you run some Meta or Google ads and then immediately pull them because they're wasting your money. It's all a bit of a mess and quite frankly - random. Or is it? I’m Colin. A sales copywriter who helps online businesses make more money with landing page copy, sales letters, email copywriting, ads and the occasional blog post or case study. You’ve probably worked with copywriters before. The copy probably looked fine. But did it actually do anything for your business except incur a cost? I'll let you answer that one. My goal is to write you copy that fixes all that and avoids the random horrors mentioned above. Because you don't have time for that and neither do I. Here’s what I do: 🚀 Acquire – Grab Those Clicks • Paid-ad hooks & scroll-stoppers (Meta, LinkedIn & Google Ads) • Quiz & lead-magnet opt-ins • Above-the-fold hero section rewrites that cut your bounce rate ⚡ Activate – Turn Clicks Into Customers • High-converting landing pages & sales letters • Product-launch email sequences • Website copy audits/rewrites that move visitors to the next click 🔄 Retain & Upsell – Turn One Sale Into Many • Onboarding emails that elicit that “Aha!” moment faster and make sure you're not forgotten • Lifecycle & promo flows (Klaviyo, ConvertKit) that keep revenue rolling in without you or your team manually hitting “send” every day. • Reactivation win-back campaigns that resurrect dormant users 🏆 Authority – Become The Go-To Voice • Long-form thought-leadership & SEO blogs • Customer success stories & case studies • Founder-voice LinkedIn ghostwriting This isn’t guesswork. I dig into customer research, voice-of-customer data and proven conversion frameworks. Then I write in plain English that sticks, clicks and sells. My clients are smart, busy and want copy that pulls its weight. If your copy needs to do something - not just exist in the digital ether, then I’m your guy. What to expect when you hire me: ✔️ Day-0 Discovery - No Guesswork Quick kickoff call or chat so we hit the ground running. ✔️ Customer-Language Deep Dive I mine reviews, surveys, support tickets and forums; the copy echoes your audience’s own words and clears stakeholder approval faster. ✔️ Brand-Perfect Tone. First Draft First Draft delivered in 48 hours for your checkin, approval or amendment requests. ✔️ Revision Loops I’ll keep polishing the copy until you’re thrilled at no extra cost, provided we’re still aiming at the agreed brief. ✔️ Simple Guarantee If I’m not the best fit after discovery, I’ll say so on day one and point you in the right direction - saving you time, money and headaches. Ready to Get Copy That Actually Does Its Job? Tell me what you’re working on and I’ll let you know how I’d approach it. Click “Invite to Job” or send me a message.

Some brands need a Creative Strategist. Some need a Direct Response Copywriter. Most scaling DTC brands need someone who understands both and knows when to switch. I work both ways. If you have a strategist, I write the copy. If you have a copywriter, I handle the angles, research, and briefs. If you need someone to own the full creative engine, I do that too. I specialize in cold traffic for DTC ecommerce. That means VOC research, competitor analysis, avatar mapping, angle development, and briefs your editors can execute without hand-holding, and the copy itself when you need it. Advertorials, listicles, UGC scripts, mini-VSLs, landing pages, full funnel copy, etc. I can diagnose why an angle won or died, decide what to iterate, scale, or kill, build the next test, and write it…from the strategy to the asset your media buyer runs. I learned this way of working from Kevin Wagner, the lead copywriter behind Tai Lopez's 8-figure funnels. I've written cold traffic copy for: - LiveGood (9-figure supplement brand) - Fit Body Boot Camp (Chino Hills) - US/EU Agencies managing $250K+ monthly Meta ad spend ❌ What I won't do: run your media buying, write SEO blog posts, or craft cute brand voice taglines. If you need someone who treats creative strategy and copywriting as one discipline and delivers work your team can actually use, send me a message. Tell me what you're selling, where you're running ads, and what's not converting. I'll tell you if I can help. Kevin :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAQ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What niches do you work with? ✅ Beauty - dark spot treatments, anti-aging creams, eczema, hair repair, skin irritation, wrinkles, etc. ✅ Health & Wellness - women's supplements, weight loss, menopause & hormonal support, ED, prostate health, blood pressure, GLP-1, etc. ✅. Pet - joint supplements, gut health, accessories, etc. ✅ Home & Orthopedic - water/air filtration, posture correction, barefoot footwear, medical shapewear, etc. ✅. Kitchen accessories and other DTC verticals. NOTE: I don't write for SaaS or luxury brands that want "pretty words" over conversion. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you write for native/Taboola ads, or just Meta? Both. Whether you're running advertorials for Taboola or Meta, or you need complete funnels built for Meta, from ads to upsell pages, I cover it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you just write, or do you also handle the strategy? Both. If you have a strategist, I write the copy. If you have a copywriter, I handle the angles, research, and briefs. If you need one person to own the full thing…strategy, copy, editor-ready briefs, I do that. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What pieces of copy do you write? ✅ Full funnels - from ads to upsell/downsell pages ✅ Quiz funnels ✅Advertorials, listicles, and hybrid prelanders (native, Taboola, Meta) ✅ Static & long-form ad copy ✅ UGC scripts, TikTok ads, and mini-VSLs ✅ YouTube & Meta ads ✅Native ads ✅ Sales pages, sales letters, and Hybrid PDPs ✅ Long-form VSL scripts ✅ Email sequences ✅ Upsell/Downsell Pages

Words That Sell. Copy That Converts. Profits That Scale. If your sales funnel, email campaign, or landing page isn’t making you money, it’s costing you money. You don’t need more traffic. You need better conversions. That’s where I come in. For 25+ years, I’ve helped businesses turn words into sales. Not just “nice-sounding” words—but conversion-driven messaging rooted in psychology, persuasion, and buyer behavior. My copy has generated millions in sales across industries as diverse as SaaS, eCommerce, high-ticket coaching, B2B software, real estate, and even dog training and dating advice. 🚀 Where I’m Most Useful to Your Company: ✅ Sales Letters (Long-form, Short-form, Direct Response) ✅ Landing Pages that Double (or Triple) Conversion Rates ✅ Email Autoresponder Sequences (Cold, Nurture, Re-Engagement) ✅ Sales Funnels that Move Prospects from Awareness to Purchase ✅ Lead Generation & Nurture – Get More Qualified Leads, Not Just Clicks ✅ VSLs, Explainer Videos & YouTube Ads – Video Copy that Sells ✅ Case Studies & Authority-Boosting Content ✅ AI-Powered Chatbot & Sales Copy Creation 💡 What Makes Me Different? 1️⃣ Direct-Response Focused – Every word I write is designed to sell. No fluff, no filler—just ROI-driven copy that turns browsers into buyers. 2️⃣ Proven, Repeatable Results – My work isn’t guesswork; it’s built on data-driven frameworks from MECLABS, StoryBrand, and Gap Selling. 3️⃣ I Teach What I Do – I created The Simple Copywriting System, a self-study masterclass on copywriting that helps business owners and marketers master persuasion. 4️⃣ ChatGPT & AI Marketing Expert – I don’t just write copy—I train businesses to harness AI for rapid growth in content, ads, and sales automation. 5️⃣ FREE Value Proposition Development Session – Most businesses struggle with a weak, unclear value proposition. I help you fix this before writing a single word, ensuring your message is magnetic to your audience. 🛠 Tools & Platforms I Work With: ✔ AI & ChatGPT Marketing Tools – Prompt Engineering, AI Automation ✔ Sales Funnel Builders: ClickFunnels, Unbounce, Instapage, Leadpages ✔ Website Platforms: WordPress, Divi, Beaver Builder ✔ Email Marketing: Aweber, Mailchimp, ConvertKit, ActiveCampaign ✔ Ad Platforms: Google Ads (GDN, YouTube), Facebook/Instagram, AdRoll ✔ A/B Testing & CRO Tools: Google Optimize, Hotjar, VWO 🔥 PLUS: I’m a ChatGPT & AI-Powered Marketing Expert AI is changing the game, but most businesses don’t know how to use it properly. I’ve created an entire course teaching marketers how to leverage ChatGPT to explode sales, boost productivity, and streamline content creation. I can help you: ✅ Automate Your Content & Sales Messaging (without losing authenticity) ✅ Train ChatGPT for Your Business (so it speaks in your brand’s voice) ✅ Turn AI into a Sales Asset (from ad copy to entire funnels) 💡 Why does this matter? Because businesses that integrate AI properly are scaling faster, lowering costs, and winning bigger. Let me show you how. 🚀 Let’s Turn Your Offers into Sales Machines If you want high-performing copy that boosts conversions, increases sales, and actually moves the needle, let’s talk. I look forward to helping you scale your business with copy that sells. 👉 Click the "Hire" button, and let’s make your marketing work harder for you. - Chris